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Chapter Four

“NICK!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”

Nick didn’t answer but he stopped the car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.

“Dave?” he asked.

“What?” I snapped.

Nick leaned in extra-close and I looked into his pale blue eyes which revealed so much straight forward down-to-earthness and professionalism and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Nick debated with me passionately. Nick climbed on top of me and we started to negotiate keenly against a desk. He took of my jacket and I took of his jacket. I even took of my tie. Then he put his demand for electoral reform into my platform and we compromised for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get a working majority. We started to plan cuts everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”



It was…………………………………………………….Gordon Brown!

on 2010-06-12 01:04 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] unsentimentalf
More! More!

How sexy is that line about electoral reform? I mean, how?

I love you

on 2010-06-12 07:51 pm (UTC)
Posted by (Anonymous)
Gordon Brown = Dumblydore ... my brain has just melted.

PS: Clameron compromising on electoral reform is hot.

on 2010-06-12 08:58 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] postingwhore.livejournal.com
omg I cannot believe you did this. mooooooooooore

on 2010-06-14 01:20 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lolhyena.livejournal.com
I think I just died from rib explosion.

*Resurrected*

GORDON BROWN AS DUMBLYDORE FFFFFFFFF. ♥♥♥ I will now casually refer to Nick Clegg's penis as his Demand For Electoral Reform. My god.

I hope everyone new to My Immortal has heard the dramatic readings, because they were absolute comedic genius. xD

on 2010-06-14 11:24 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] wormwood-pearl.livejournal.com
Thank you for your kind words :)

My absolute favourite dramatic readings are by Szaleniec (http://www.youtube.com/user/szaleniec1000): his deadpan is to die for. I just hope he hurries up and puts up Chapter 31, I can't wait to hear his take on "...... Tom Bombadil!!"

on 2010-06-15 09:48 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pozorvlak.livejournal.com
Do you often need to casually refer to Nick Clegg's penis?

on 2010-06-15 08:49 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] hobnailedboots.livejournal.com
*gigglesnorting*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love you so much.

"I was beginning to get a working majority" ;)

on 2010-06-15 09:15 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fivil.livejournal.com
Then he put his demand for electoral reform into my platform and we compromised for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get a working majority. We started to plan cuts everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….


This is the funniest shit I've read in ages. OHGOD I CAN BARELY BREATHE.

on 2010-06-15 10:12 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fran-darts.livejournal.com
Then he put his demand for electoral reform into my platform and we compromised for the first time.

*DIES*

This is AMAZING. XD

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