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I dreamed that I met one of the instrumental teachers from my school (whom I rather fancied). We were ecstatic to see one another again, and I gave him an invite to my flat's winter party. I then found myself speaking to a few of my flatmates, and showed them the invite I'd designed. They looked at it and said, "We can't give this out to people. It sounds like we're hosting a cocaine fuelled orgy."

And so it did.

There was a winter nip in the air, and all the weather forecasters were predicting blizzards, so I had included the sentence "There will be more snow than you've ever seen in your life!" I had also included the phrase "Bring your pajamas ;)" as it was supposed to be a pajama party, what with lots of people all wandering around in what they wear to bed...

I was quite relieved when I woke up...

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Oct. 19th, 2005 10:43 am
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A boy was upstairs playing on his computer when his grandad came in the room and sat down on the bed.
"What are you doing?", Asked the grandad. "You're 18 years old and wasting your life! When I was 18 I went to Paris, I went to the Moulan Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, pissed on the barman and left without paying! Now that is how to have a good time!"

A week later, the grandfather comes to visit again. He finds the boy still in his room, but with a broken arm in plaster, 2 black eyes and missing all his front teeth.

"What happened?", he asked.

"Oh Grandfather!", replied the boy. "I did what you did! I went to Paris, went to the Moulan Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, pissed all over the barman, and they beat the crap out of me!"

"Oh dear!", replied the grandad. "Who did you go with?"

"Just some friends, why? Who did you go with?"

"Oh!" replied the grandad. "The SS."

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